If I were a president!

The White House returnee never stops repeating his favorite phrase, "If I were president, what happened wouldn't have happened." This phrase has become a staple of all his speeches, talks, and interviews, with which he opened his second term, making him a persecuted person after having been a persecuted person, as he said yesterday.

Trump mocked his predecessor for repeatedly stumbling on his feet as he climbed the stairs of his plane, and for his tongue, which always seemed to outsmart his head, making him appear "out of control," as our ancestors used to say. He then made those stumbling mistakes before his hands could help his stumbling feet as he jumped up the stairs of his plane.

Trump has become a president sitting in a luxurious chair, surrounded by a group of people. He has seals and an arsenal of pens with which he signs orders for revenge and retaliation against his enemies and opponents, those who persecuted him during the years of his decline.

Trump, the Nobel Peace Prize-winning president, has rightfully earned the title of "Keeper of Hell." While he plays the role of firefighter by talking about peace, he actually means surrender, and he puts out fires with gasoline.

Yesterday, Trump took off his tie and put on his hat, threatening Iran with what no eye has seen and no human mind has ever imagined, if it does not submit to his orders and surrender!

“In a week or less, the world will witness a great deed,” said the man, fascinated by his return to the White House, like a prophet saved by God from a bullet that passed by his ear, to restore stability to the world.

If Trump says he's going to negotiations, know that he's sitting in the cockpit of a jetliner, a battleship sailing in warm waters. He's not far off from reviving the Truman story with Japan, should the event happen and Tehran sink one of his destroyers, or kill a number of his forces scattered across the arc of fire extending from Baghdad to Beirut to Sana'a to Tehran.

Will Iran fall into the same trap that Saddam fell into?