The End of the Misyar Marriage!

He satirized Iran's leaders as Jarir never satirized Al-Farazdaq, and praised them as Al-Mutanabbi never praised Sayf al-Dawla; sometimes he elevated them to the highest ranks, and at other times he brought them down to the lowest. He described them as wonderful negotiators, then demoted them to the status of devils, calling them "evil and untrustworthy scum." Yesterday, he announced the end of the "Memorandum of Understanding" with Tehran after he had satisfied his desire from a "Misyar marriage" he entered into out of necessity; due to the expiration of the deadline granted to him to wage wars without returning to the legislators, he circumvented them, using a deceptive description, "military operation," to justify activating the "multiplication table" and targeting vital facilities, water and power stations, and perhaps moving towards occupying "Kharg Island," which his acquisitive self has always pushed him to control and sell its oil, just as he did with Venezuelan oil. Do not be surprised if Trump returns to "polygamy" with a "new Misyar" through which he renews the language of praise and commendation, and sings about the wisdom of the leadership in Tehran, content with the spoils of return; for the "Strait of Hormuz" was a small detail and a forgotten thing in the nuclear negotiations equation, before Tehran discovered - thanks to "Trump's artificial intelligence" - that it possessed a weapon no less powerful than the nuclear arsenal; for the geography of the vast Persian plateau with its critical straits gives it the ability to control supply chains and cut off the energy lifeline from factory engines and production centers in oil and gas-hungry countries.